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Only Fools and Horses · Season 1, Episode 15

Sid, Denzil and others in “Unfinished Business”

There we go Denzil, one bowl of piping hot porridge. That'll warm you up on a cold day.

Cheers Sid. (looks at his bowl of porridge) There's a hair in this.

Give it here.

Here's another one.

Give it here.

That's disgusting that is, Sid. If the health authorities saw this, they'd close you down.

I've been closed down for worse than that Denzil. (to Trigger) I hate these politically correct people.

Yeah.

What'll it be Trig?

Er, I'll try some of that porridge Sid.

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