Del Boy Trotter quotes from Only Fools and Horses

Del

Come on, Duke. Come on. Cat! Cat! Meow meow cat!

Del

(about Duke) When he's comatose, you know, sleep is the best thing for him.

Del

You never told me it was a Great Dane

Del

I don't know what the younger generation is coming to. They can't even swear without effing and blinding.

Del

He's right and all. She might be sitting in there with a belly full of people!

Del

(seeing Rodney "playing" with Duke) Oi, Rodney! Take your leg out of that dog's mouth, will you?

Del

(to Lennox) An hour ago, you were the man of mystery. Now we know your name, your address and your mum's shoe size.

Del

(to Mr. Peterson) So is it Young Lennox, or Old Bill?

Del

There's gotta be a way! He who dares wins! There's a million quids worth of gold out there - our gold. We can't just say 'bonjour' to it.

Del

You've always been the same, even at school. Nothing but books, learning, education. That's why you're no good at snooker.

Del

(to Trigger at the bar in a yuppy club) I think we're on a winner here Trig, play it nice and cool son, nice and cool. You know what I mean? (falls through bar) Drink up Trig, we're leaving.

Del

(to Boycie when Arnie has his "heart attack" in the restaurant) It's Arnie, he's having a Connery!

Del

(threatening to hurt Arnie with a set of vicious-looking bolt cutters) Calm down, Arnie, calm down! You'll give yourself a heart attack!

Del Boy

[to Mickey and Jevon, after learning the Driscoll brothers are after him thanks to them] If I end up propping up a flyover on the M26, I guarantee you two will be at the next junction!

Del

(to Rodney, who just got thrown out by Cassandra for punching her boss on the nose) Alright bruv, sort it all out?