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Clark Edwards

You know, with everything that goes on around here, I'm surprised someone hasn't been killed!

Bull

[stands, brightly] I was!

Clark Edwards

...I know I'll probably regret asking this, but could you please elaborate on that?

Bull

Well, you see... it was a dark and stormy night...

[Clip from Episode 5.03, "Death of a Baliff"]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Clark Edwards

So the reasons I have for the destruction of the three uniforms are "sat on a bomb," "hit by lightning," and "ripped to shreds by a small Asian woman."

Harry

Sounds right to me.

[After viewing clips from "Dan, the Walking Time Bomb" [5.12], "Death of a Baliff" [5.03], and "Here's to You, Mrs. Robinson" [4.20].]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Clark Edwards

My God, he's gonna kill us!

Harry

Oh relax, Mr. Edwards.

Clark Edwards

He's got a gun! How can you be so calm?

Harry

Because thanks to the crack security you've given us around here, we've kind of gotten used to this sort of thing.

Clark Edwards

Don't cry on my shoulder, Judge Stone. We provide you with the best security money can buy.

Harry

Yeah? Well, have you thought about maybe taking a couple of days to train 'em first?!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Clark Edwards

What I am saying is that I remain unconvinced that for some reason, bizarre incidents keep happening in your courtroom.

[Distant crash, rumble.]

Harry

What the hell...?

[Everyone ruses to the courtroom.]

Mac

Oh, my dear Lord!

[Bull is standing there, eating popcorn and apparently oblivious to the fact that a full-grown elephant is standing behind him, and in front of a very large hole in the wall.]

Bull

Hi, guys!

[Harry, speechless, turns to Mr. Edwards.]

Clark Edwards

Don't say a word. I believe everything you said. Just send me the bill and let's both forget we ever met each other. [flees]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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