You know, with everything that goes on around here, I'm surprised someone hasn't been killed!
[stands, brightly] I was!
...I know I'll probably regret asking this, but could you please elaborate on that?
Well, you see... it was a dark and stormy night...
[Clip from Episode 5.03, "Death of a Baliff"]
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