Koi carp and most of all,
S1313x07
Pointless lists without punchlines. "Well that told me, Mr. Morrissey."
The direction North-North-West
The phrase "Mid-morning"
Hibernating animals
Francis Chichester
When people say "i.e." when they mean "e.g."
Buffalo girls who go on the inside
Sonia
Decimal currency
The Beaulieu Motor Museum
Avocados
People who go "Slammers!"
Tango adverts
YMCA (fade into credits)
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