Matt quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Simon

Was there ever any lewd behavior on Blue Peter?

Yeah, did it ever get blue?

Uh...well actually I tell you what, I ended up in a sauna once being whipped by the bus driver with some birch twigs...

Simon

I watched Blue Peter once when I was a kid, I think it was about morris dancing and making some...nonsense...

Oh yeah?

Simon

Turned me onto glue.

(to Matt) Have you ever made any unreasonable demands?

We used to have a massive rider, it was huge, and then we got a bill for it. So yeah, uh, subsequent riders were kinda like... just...

Tone it down a bit?

Tap water...

Yeah, like non-branded lagers, four only... and, like... fruit...

(laughs) "Fruit"? That's not a rider, that's not very rock-and-roll! A rider's supposed to be like, you're supposed to go mental, have a swan carved out of ice, with baked beans on it and a Nissan Micra and a lifetime subscription to the Times Literary Supplement, not fruit!