With regulars Simon Amstell, Bill Bailey, Phill Jupitus
With guests Matt Baker, Alan Davies, Nerina Pallot, Chris Peck (Boy Kill Boy)
[About Pink]
AAlan
She's in a basque that's unconnected.
She's wearing underwear as outerwear.
I still think she looks like Kiefer Sutherland in Lost Boys.
What are you saying Davies, the questions are too easy!?
AAlan
Yes.
This show isn't so highbrow, but we like to say "Ohh, Robbie Williams is a tit!" That's what people like!
AAlan
He's not a tit, he's quite nice.
Robbie Williams?
AAlan
Yeah.
Oh, oh, you lose a point!
Was there ever any lewd behavior on Blue Peter?
BBill
Yeah, did it ever get blue?
MMatt
Uh...well actually I tell you what, I ended up in a sauna once being whipped by the bus driver with some birch twigs...
I watched Blue Peter once when I was a kid, I think it was about morris dancing and making some...nonsense...
MMatt
Oh yeah?
Turned me onto glue.
BBill
[To Nerina] You can slag off anyone you like, with impunity. I'll start us off. Right: D'you hear this, right, the other day, Chris de Burgh on Loose Ends, he slagged me off. Ned goes "Blah blah blah, heard about that Bill Bailey?" in his way, and he goes "Yes. I've heard he's very ugly. And he hasn't got much hair."
Is that all that the troll had to work with?
BBill
That is all the-
Mono-brow freak monster.
BBill
Yeah. Mono-browed, nanny-shagging, toss-monger!!...Who has inflicted...his sentimental mewlings on a reluctant nation!!...[To Nerina] There you go, on you go.
I should explain to home viewers...this show was recorded in November and we've been assured that Nerina, by now, is famous.
[During the Intros round]
NNerina
It was groovy but it was a bit fast.
BBill
It was a bit fast, oh okay. Let's take it down. Let's lay it down. Let's take some juice out of the old mango.
[After choosing number 4]
Can I just say, I saw a flash in the eye of number two...so let's watch what happens.
Do you just want to pick number two?
No. We picked number four...but I'm watching number two.
NNerina
You'd appreciate this, number two's quite cute, isn't he?
Yes, I would because I...am a homosexual.
NNerina
No but, you'd...they won't know but he's quite nice, isn't he?
BBill
What d'you mean we won't know? We don't have to, you know, go over into the paddock to ride the horses.
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