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In 4 of the 480 quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Most scenes with: James (3), Noel (2)
Scenes with Paloma 4
I'm thinking that for the first sort of gift on a date it'd have to be a rainbow. I'd have to give your section of a rainbow.
[Paloma gasps dreamily]
Paloma just went, [imitates her], like it could actually happen! Like that was a possible gift!
PPaloma
But that's the problem, see, is people don't believe in these things anymore and they should!
They don't believe in what?
We've all got rainbow saws. Where was yours? They're like hacksaws, but they're longer!
PPaloma
It's just so wonderful, if you would just join us...
I know, but this is the thing. You want to know what? The only problem here...he's doing this for comic effect. You're actually being serious!
[Everybody laughs and applauds again]
At the end of that, Noel's team have 8. Phill's team, you've got 3.
[Paloma starts making a "come here" gesture]
PPaloma
I'll enjoy this, no matter what happens.
Paloma, I love your outfit. It's one ot the best I've ever seen.
PPaloma
Thank you very much.
You look like a children's bullfighter!
[Everybody laughed while James laughed even more hysterically]
So here we are. I've got my fact sheet on Paloma. Paloma is a prolific do-gooder. She once put a pair of Kylie Minogue tickets in her local records shop in the hope that they would find a good home. [the audience awws and applauds as Paloma blows a kiss] They were used tickets! Old tickets!
BBen
And then she told everybody about it!
PPaloma
I didn't! I told one journalist!
[Everybody cracks up while James laughs even more hysterically]
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