James, Paloma and others in “23x01”

So here we are. I've got my fact sheet on Paloma. Paloma is a prolific do-gooder. She once put a pair of Kylie Minogue tickets in her local records shop in the hope that they would find a good home. [the audience awws and applauds as Paloma blows a kiss] They were used tickets! Old tickets!

That's not true!

And then she told everybody about it!

I didn't! I told one journalist!