I'm thinking that for the first sort of gift on a date it'd have to be a rainbow. I'd have to give your section of a rainbow.
[Paloma gasps dreamily]
Paloma just went, [imitates her], like it could actually happen! Like that was a possible gift!
But that's the problem, see, is people don't believe in these things anymore and they should!
They don't believe in what?
We've all got rainbow saws. Where was yours? They're like hacksaws, but they're longer!
It's just so wonderful, if you would just join us...
I know, but this is the thing. You want to know what? The only problem here...he's doing this for comic effect. You're actually being serious!
[Everybody laughs and applauds again]
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