Lisa quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks

If it was anything like So Solid, we've got banned for abs- for absolutely.. OK, yeah we did do bad themes but..y'know-

Phill

When you said 'we', which one of the nine hundred..and twenty members of So Solid Crew?

No, we was banned from playing certain shows..in certain places..

Phill

You said So Solid was banned from this very building earlier. How did you get in..-

Oh yeahh! On Top of The Pops days 'cos they were smoking the good stuff.

Simon

Or as we call here at the BBC; the illegal stuff.

Phill

Was it like, 'Would you like some nuts, madam?' 'No thanks', (making his right hand as a gun) 'I SAID D'YOU WANT SOME NUTS!? D'YOU SOME NUTS!? BITCH! D'YOU WANT SOME NUTS!?'

No, it was more like, it was more like (loud and high pitched) "WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO!?"

So you've been on Ryanair...

Simon

Would you do other shows than this.. what about CelebArmy?

Only if I could kick arse.

Simon

That would be nice, wouldn't it? You'd go to Afghanistan with Chico.

Yeap yeah!

Simon

What time is it? It's War Time.