Chris quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks

She's in a basque that's unconnected.

Phill

She's wearing underwear as outerwear.

I still think she looks like Kiefer Sutherland in Lost Boys.

Phill

Why do they always have to sit on their cars?

I just wish there's more of a uh kind of a modest rapper who'd be leaning up against a Smart Car.

Have you met my girlfriend?

Simon

Is she nice?

You would remember her.

Simon

Oh really? Is she quite a looker?

She's..18-foot..high..

She's got these crazy eyes.

Phill

9 of 'em.

Oh this is the right time to ask.

Simon

Y'know with the environment and everything.. maybe it seems like a waste of paper and people should just use the internet. Seems like the only person who's benefitting out the Yellow Pages is you, James Nesbitt. And possibly Geoff Capes at his dinner parties. [acts as if he's ripping the Yellow Pages]

Simon

Anyway, we're not just gonna go on about the Yellow Pages. I apologize.

They're still very very good to me.

Simon

I still use one, I've got one.

You still use the Yellow Pages?

Yeah I sit on it 'cos I'm abit short.[pulls out the Yellow Pages] I find it very useful.