With regulars Simon Amstell, Bill Bailey and Phill Jupitus
With guests Chris O'Dowd, Joe Goddard, Dev Hynes, James Nesbitt
Why do they always have to sit on their cars?
I just wish there's more of a uh kind of a modest rapper who'd be leaning up against a Smart Car.
Have you met my girlfriend?
Is she nice?
You would remember her.
Oh really? Is she quite a looker?
BBill
She's..18-foot..high..
She's got these crazy eyes.
9 of 'em.
Oh this is the right time to ask.
BBill
Doesn't he, Billy Bragg, doing some jail charity at the moment or something?
Guitars for people in jail.
BBill
Musical instruments..-
Banjos for paedos.
BBill
Yeah that's it. Bongos for psychos! We do a homeless one as well; AMPS for tramps!
Y'know with the environment and everything.. maybe it seems like a waste of paper and people should just use the internet. Seems like the only person who's benefitting out the Yellow Pages is you, James Nesbitt. And possibly Geoff Capes at his dinner parties. [acts as if he's ripping the Yellow Pages]
Anyway, we're not just gonna go on about the Yellow Pages. I apologize.
They're still very very good to me.
I still use one, I've got one.
You still use the Yellow Pages?
Yeah I sit on it 'cos I'm abit short.[pulls out the Yellow Pages] I find it very useful.
They had a fight in Glastonbury, what happened?
Well issit they're...um... that they're both renowned...ah...sort of socialistic...ah....they ah...political...um...issit the-..ah...did Billy Bragg....
James. I don't mean to be rude..if there's anyway that you could talk abit quicker. I mean it's good in gritty dramas.
Sorry. Well issit that Billy Bragg is well-known..ah....aaah....aah.... [on purpose]
[pretends to be on the phone] I...need...a..hairdresser...I've cut..a child's...[looks at James and drops the Yellow Pages] We're not just gonna go on. Sorry, we're not just go on about the Yellow Pages.
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