[During the timed round "Next Lines']
Can we just move on to the ones I know, come on, please!
[Pauses] You know what you need?
No, Simon! Just move on, no!
Come with me...[He pulls her up] You need a hug. Yeah, yeah. I know - I know that - [She starts to pull away but he pulls her back] stay in it - I know you feel you have issues with intimacy. You feel that you're not loved. You have a hundred thousand friends on MySpace but are they really friends that you can touch, no, I'm touching you now. Okay? Everyone loves you here, you don't need points, you can just be you.
Okay.
[They sit. The time runs out]
Time up, I'm afraid.
No!!
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