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In 6 of the 480 quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Most scenes with: Simon (6), Phill (3), Bill (2)
Scenes with Jonas 6
JJonas
They only way you could injure yourself with peanut butter is if you were wanking with it.
Yeah, but only if you use crunchy....
JJonas
I've tried both and believe me, it happens with both.
What are you talking about, Robin Hood?
I actually like it with jam...peanut butter, not wanking.
JJonas
Out in the forest we didn't have peanut butter so we used, like, rabbit skin...
Is this a more adult Robin Hood?
Robin of Hollyoaks...after dark.
"Where's Friar Tuck?", "He's screwing a tree."
[Guessing a song]
JJonas
It is...Stone Roses, "Sally Cinnamon"
JJonas
"Shes a Waterfall"!! Waterfall, Waterfall!
Jonas, I would have given you a point...but you were a bit smug about it.
"I know it. It's Northern, The Stone Roses, with blah blah WRONG!"
[Guessing another song]
[Singing] I wonder why...
I will not stand for cheating!
JJonas
That's it, isn't it?
I can not give you this point, Jonas.
JJonas
You said I could have another go, so I did!
You had another go and then he, [points to Nick] he spoke with his mouth!
JJonas
I swear to God, I didn't even look at him...
You are a liar and a thief.
DDom
Easy, Robin, leave it. Leave it...
Not so merry now, are you!?
JJonas
It hasn't got lyrics...
"He's the bitch of Sherwood forest! He's gonna bust an arrow in yo' ass!"
Correct. Bryan Adams from the Robin Hood Prince of Thieves film...
...with the irreplaceable Kevin Costner.
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Never Mind the Buzzcocks · 480 quotes
