With regulars Simon Amstell, Bill Bailey, Phill Jupitus
With guests Jonas Armstrong, Nick Hodgson, Sinitta, Dom Joly
[Discussing Five]
I think E17 were a bit like car thieves...I think Five could have killed.
They only way you could injure yourself with peanut butter is if you were wanking with it.
Yeah, but only if you use crunchy....
I've tried both and believe me, it happens with both.
What are you talking about, Robin Hood?
I actually like it with jam...peanut butter, not wanking.
Out in the forest we didn't have peanut butter so we used, like, rabbit skin...
Is this a more adult Robin Hood?
BBill
Robin of Hollyoaks...after dark.
"Where's Friar Tuck?", "He's screwing a tree."
[Guessing a song]
Is it Northern?
ooh?
It is...Stone Roses, "Sally Cinnamon"
NNick
Ahh...
"Shes a Waterfall"!! Waterfall, Waterfall!
Jonas, I would have given you a point...but you were a bit smug about it.
I wasn't smug!
"I know it. It's Northern, The Stone Roses, with blah blah WRONG!"
[Guessing another song]
NNick
[Singing] I wonder why...
I wonder why!
I will not stand for cheating!
That's it, isn't it?
I can not give you this point, Jonas.
JJoans
Why not?!
Because you stole it!
You said I could have another go, so I did!
You had another go and then he, [points to Nick] he spoke with his mouth!
I swear to God, I didn't even look at him...
You are a liar and a thief.
DDom
Easy, Robin, leave it. Leave it...
BBill
Not so merry now, are you!?
SSinitta
I love Kate, but I'd love her job.
Hmmm.
SSinitta
Why don't you like her?
She doesn't appear to be human.
I sit here, Simon, week after week, being your quiz whore...
Yes.
[After Rik Waller from the line up swaps places with Phill]
NNick
There's no answer anymore...
To be honest-
NNick
What shall I do? What shall I do?
I'm very confused. There is no doubt about it that that [He looks at Rik sitting in Phill's place] is Rik Waller... Yet we have a line up of people...
When you say will he step forward, he can't 'cause he's not here. It's a conundrum, Simon.
Why didn't I spend more time at presenting school?! What are we going to do...quick, Sinitta, stand on a ball!!
How does you theme go?
It hasn't got lyrics...
"He's the bitch of Sherwood forest! He's gonna bust an arrow in yo' ass!"
Correct. Bryan Adams from the Robin Hood Prince of Thieves film...
Yeah, yeah...
...with the irreplaceable Kevin Costner.
[Reading an intro] "Lights going out, a kick in the balls..."?
DDom
"That's entertainment".
Correct. That's Entertainment by The Jam. That's not entertainment...standing on a ball, that's entertainment.
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