Jonas
They only way you could injure yourself with peanut butter is if you were wanking with it.
Phill
Yeah, but only if you use crunchy....
Jonas
I've tried both and believe me, it happens with both.
Simon
What are you talking about, Robin Hood?
Phill
I actually like it with jam...peanut butter, not wanking.
Jonas
Out in the forest we didn't have peanut butter so we used, like, rabbit skin...
Phill
Is this a more adult Robin Hood?
Bill
Robin of Hollyoaks...after dark.
Simon
"Where's Friar Tuck?", "He's screwing a tree."
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