[tosses keys to Tony] You're driving, Sex Machine.
S2 E19Conspiracy Theory
[Tony emails Kate an old picture of her winning a wet t-shirt contest.]
Where did you get this?!
Wet T-shirt Wall Of Fame, Spring Break '94. Saw it when I was in Panama City last month.
Oh, my God...
Yeah, I was going to keep it to myself, but then you decided to tell everyone my pledge name!
You wouldn't dare!
Oh?
Make sure he didn't do any of that virus goat rope crap to my thing [gesturing to his computer after Fornell has been using it]
Goat rope?
Marine term, Probie.
It means half way between FUBAR and SNAFU.
Okay, uh, what's FUBAR?
KTKate/Tony
You are!
Correct as always, my silver-haired fox - I mean, Gibbs, sir, boss.
See this? [Holds up bandaged finger]
Yes.
I cut myself today installing a graphics card in my computer.
Okay. Do you want me to kiss it or something?
That would be really nice, but it's not my point.
So what's the plan? Good cop/bad cop?
More like bad cop/scary cop, McGee.
Which one is which?
You'll have to ask their ex-wives to find out.
[For the umpteenth time, Tony shows Kate the raunchy picture of her on his PDA.]
[smiles] You're wasting your time. Doesn't bother me anymore, Tony.
Probie, wanna see something hot?
[walking over] Sure!
[Kate seizes Tony's hand in a death grip, covering the PDA screen.]
[whispering] What's-it-gonna-cost-me?
I don't know... you still have that Catholic schoolgirl uniform?
S2 E20Red Cell
You tell Abby I want her.
Abby [entering the room from behind him] Oh Gibbs, I never knew!
I hate to say it, but that was actually smart, Tony.
What was, Kate?
Tony might have figured out how to find the hacker.
It's his job. You think I keep him around for his personality?
What kind of interrogation technique is that?
The DiNozzo method. Not pretty but it's effective.
Hey, turn that frown upside down, sweetie... we're going back to college!
Your problem, Tony, is you never left.
Is Gibbs still mad at me?
About what, probie? Dead marine on campus? Missing petty officer? Computer hacker who might be part of a radical peace movement? None of these things are your fault, really... But sending Gibbs on a panty raid?
He's going to kill you.
You find my hacker yet?
McGee's upstairs working on it.
I didn't ask McGee. I asked my Senior Field Agent. I want that damn hacker! [walks out the room]
Did you hear that, Palmer?
He sounded pretty upset.
No. [smiles] He called me his Senior Field Agent. Finally.
You guys are just in time for McGee's crisis of faith. He's starting to realize that there may be someone on this planet who's smarter than he is.
Oh, I'm looking at one right now.
Well, Kate, in all fairness, I am the senior field agent, but I think it's an experience that...
I was talking about Abby, dodo-head.
[Fake curtsies] Thank you, Kate!
S2 E21Hometown Hero
[while attempting to guess what McGee's first car was, McGee starts to reply] If you say Datsun Honeybee, I'm gonna come over there and smack you.
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