Suspect claims he went to bed with one woman and woke up with another.
That happens to girls, too. At night, some guy seems all dark and gnarly, and then you wake up and his tattoos are fake and he works at a bank.
I used to work at a bank.
Your tat is real and you don't disappoint me.
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