TV show quotes
Hey. You okay?
After I found out the truth about my father... and about you, all I could do was look for something that made me feel good. And I found that in work, and in David.
I know there's nothing I could ever say or do to make you forgive me... I won't rest until we find him. You have my word.
We're ready to move on. We just don't know where to move to.
There's a town called Pehtok about 35 klicks northwest.
It's barely a town.
Are you sure the Shilluk are there?
I got a feeling. I'll explain later.
He's got a "feeling"?
[whispers] Never doubt the Gibbs gut.
[at a crime scene]
Where's Ducky?
Uh... that is an interesting question. The answer, uh... what was the question again?
You're perfectly aware that Gibbs is capable of eating you, right?
It's a recurring nightmare, yes.
Look, Donny, I'll help you fight this, of course I will, but that's the least of your problems. I like Joseph, but you've always been more of a father to that boy than he ever has. Even if we win this, he'll never be able to raise Nicholas himself.
I know. Which is why I'm gonna do it.
And be a doctor in the Royal Army Medical Corps?
I'm resigning my commission.
Resign? Are you off your trolley? You've wanted this your entire life!
Nicholas is my life. This, quite simply, is not a decision that requires one second of thought.
You're lurking.
I'm gathering data.
Ah, Bishop.
Yeah, she just got back from Oklahoma. Visiting the fam. Trying to figure out whether Jake's still in the picture or not.
McGee: Right.
Still wearing her wedding ring.
Seems in good spirits.
She dumped Jake.
They're still married.
What?
What? This Opposite Day or something?
No, every day is Opposite Day when it comes to a woman. Especially a woman scorned.
And Jake did some serious scorning.
He's a dead man. Bishop's the last person you'd expect to slit someone's throat in their sleep.
Which would make her the first.
Tony; Now you're catching on.
You know I can hear every word you're saying.
Tony: That's impossible. I'm whispering.
It's the skylight. The angle causes an acoustic reflection from the stairs to my desk.
Really?
Mm-hmm, just like Nancy at the Far East desk can hear everything I say.
Nancy, can you hear me?
[Nancy waves to them]
Hey, Nancy.
Wow. I've been here 15 years, I... That's how he does it.
How who does what?
Gibbs. That's how he knows everything we're saying. There must be a sweet spot in this room. A little acoustic......where he can hear every single thing we say. I bet you he comes in here early and he waits, bides his time, like a howler monkey in heat waiting for exactly the right moment to...
Step in and finish your sentence?
Exactly. Thank you, boss.
Howler monkey?
Well, yeah. You know, primates are fascinating. I've been watching a lot of Discovery Channel.
[searching Luca Sciuto's apartment]
And every photo he ever had taken with his sister... why are they all on Halloween?
That's just how she dresses.
The call was digitally re-routed, and terminated before I got all the details, but Eva is definitely somewhere on the 700 block of K street.
That's a lot of doors to knock on.
Yeah, and it's not like one of them's gonna have a sign outside that says "Russian hangout."
...Actually, there is. [everyone looks at him] Tusovka. It's a four-star restaurant known for borscht with caviar and sour cream... [Gibbs and Tony are already moving] ...and for refusing service to anyone who doesn't speak Russian. Tusovka is actually Russian for...
"Hangout."
It's probably just a coincidence.
Or it's a trap.
Eva wouldn't do that... but if she's there, be nice! Please!
[tracing a miniature dog tracker] Got a match!
Oh, good.
But I can't tell you who.
Why not?
Because you don't have a warrant. This is private information. I know the legal system thinks of animals as property, but I don't. Whatever dog this came out of has the same rights as you and me.
It didn't come out of a dog, it came out of a person.
Your product is being used in human trafficking.
Oh, my goodness.
[Bishop, Dinozzo, and McGee are all huddled in sleeping bags in Gibbs's living room; Holiday Inn is playing on his black-and-white television.]
This movie's always had pacing problems for me.
What do you mean? It's a classic!
It's not like it made it any warmer.
Then who do you suggest does make the exchange? They said no cops. Have you looked in the mirror? [to Gibbs] You look like an MP. [to Fornell] You look like a Fed. [to Tony] And you look like Sonny Crockett.
Don Johnson or Colin Farrell?
[McGee and Fornell come back from the hospital with bright neon Band-Aids.]
I hate hospitals. You can't shake the smell of antiseptic...
Will you stop complaining? You're not the one who had to drop trou in front of Nurse Ratchet. Where's Gibbs?
He's, uh... upstairs, MTAC, talking to Vance.
[Fornell notices that both DiNozzo and Bishop are struggling to keep straight faces.]
What?
It's just... a nice look, the neon chin strap. You guys stop by a rave on the way back from the hospital?
[Bishop bursts into giggles.]
Look, the ER ran out of bandages, all right? They had to borrow from pediatrics.
[Realizing the sniper is waiting for an incoming plane.]
We've got to shut [the airport] down.
Or not.
(wearing Abby's "thinking cap") If we shut it down, then Cross will know we're on to him. If we leave it open, then we know where he'll be. (stops, surprised at himself)
What he said.
(to Abby) This thing really works!
(voice over) This is my rifle. There are many like it. This one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My rifle without me is useless. Without my rifle I am useless.
DiNozzo invites Ducky, Palmer, and Vance to drive with him to use a gift certificate from a very exclusive Italian restaurant. All are mounted on motorcycles except for Palmer, riding in a sidecar attached to Ducky's.]
Ready?
I feel so silly. I can't believe I'm the only one without a motorcycle license.
No matter, Mr. Palmer. Rest assured that by my side, you will be hauling ass.
Gentlemen, let's ride!
Does that famous gut of your have an opinion? Scorned wife or jilted lover?
Ah, it's too early, Duck. My gut's overrated.
[Gibbs leaves.]
[to the victim's body] Don't you believe that for a moment.
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