(wearing Abby's "thinking cap") If we shut it down, then Cross will know we're on to him. If we leave it open, then we know where he'll be. (stops, surprised at himself)
(voice over) This is my rifle. There are many like it. This one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My rifle without me is useless. Without my rifle I am useless.
DiNozzo invites Ducky, Palmer, and Vance to drive with him to use a gift certificate from a very exclusive Italian restaurant. All are mounted on motorcycles except for Palmer, riding in a sidecar attached to Ducky's.]