You tried to trick me Dr. Mallard.
That wasn't a condition.
It is now.
S1 E16Bete Noire
I never figured anyone who could sleep in a coffin could have a phobia but it's the kind of kinky thing Abby would get.
She slept in a coffin?
She's goth.
[Ari shudders]
What's up Abbs?
Something's...
Hinky?
How do you alert visitors when conducting an infectious autopsy?
We hang a decomposing body in the corridor.
I need all the evidence I signed in this morning, Charlene.
ECEvidence Clerk Charlene
What?
The evidence I signed in. NOW!
Any good with this gun, Caitlin?
Give it back and I'll demonstrate.
Ever fire it in anger?
I'd love to right now.
S1 E17The Truth Is Out There
The car that hit Gordon was definitely a Taurus.
You're positive?
Absolutely... unless it was a Mercury Sable.
40-mile zone ended 2 miles back, Boss. Limit's 65... I only mention it because you usually drive slightly faster than Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
Not unless he grew up in Dorkville.
Grew up just west of there.
I dated this guy once who just wanted me to bounce up and down on a balloon.
OK, stop.
I don't know. Guys have all sorts of strange rituals before they go out. This one guy, he does a full upper body workout just seconds before his date just so he can be pumped.
Does Tony know that you know?
Does Tony know that you know?
Hey Gibbs. Do you have any fetishes?
I've got three ex wives. I can't afford to have any fetishes.
That's apples and oranges.
[grins] There's a fetish for that, too.
Guy was really interested in reality shows. Real World, Simple Life, Punk'd...
Punk'd?
Geez, Gibbs. Even I know what Punk'd is.
It's an MTV show where they play tricks on celebrities while secretly filming it.
Like Candid Camera.
What's Candid Camera?
[irritated] Tony! I'm not thinking about that damn terrorist.
Sorry.
Look at Gibbs. He's been growling like a wounded bear since that night.
Well, he is wounded and he always growls like a bear. It's his way of never letting anyone know when he's hurting. Yours is to be moody.
I'm not moody!
Oh, what do you call it. I feel sorry for whatever his name is.
Sorry?
Yeah. Wouldn't want Gibbs on my ass.
We're never gonna see that guy again.
Maybe not. But Gibbs will.
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