(to Ari Haswari) I look forward to weighing your liver.
“Bete Noire” · Season 1, Episode 16
In this episode: Ducky Mallard (4), Ari (4), Tony DiNozzo (2), Abby Sciuto (1), Kate Todd (1), Gerald (1)
You tried to trick me Dr. Mallard.
That wasn't a condition.
It is now.
I never figured anyone who could sleep in a coffin could have a phobia but it's the kind of kinky thing Abby would get.
She slept in a coffin?
She's goth.
[Ari shudders]
What's up Abbs?
Something's...
Hinky?
How do you alert visitors when conducting an infectious autopsy?
We hang a decomposing body in the corridor.
I need all the evidence I signed in this morning, Charlene.
ECEvidence Clerk Charlene
What?
The evidence I signed in. NOW!
Any good with this gun, Caitlin?
Give it back and I'll demonstrate.
Ever fire it in anger?
I'd love to right now.
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