TV QuotesDatabase
S1 E17

NCIS · Season 1, Episode 17

“The Truth Is Out There” quotes from NCIS

10 quotes

“The Truth Is Out There” · Season 1, Episode 17

In this episode: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (7), Abby Sciuto (6), Tony DiNozzo (3), Kate Todd (2), Ducky Mallard (1)

The car that hit Gordon was definitely a Taurus.

You're positive?

Absolutely... unless it was a Mercury Sable.

40-mile zone ended 2 miles back, Boss. Limit's 65... I only mention it because you usually drive slightly faster than Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

I don't know. Guys have all sorts of strange rituals before they go out. This one guy, he does a full upper body workout just seconds before his date just so he can be pumped.

Does Tony know that you know?

Does Tony know that you know?

Hey Gibbs. Do you have any fetishes?

I've got three ex wives. I can't afford to have any fetishes.

Guy was really interested in reality shows. Real World, Simple Life, Punk'd...

Punk'd?

Geez, Gibbs. Even I know what Punk'd is.

It's an MTV show where they play tricks on celebrities while secretly filming it.

Like Candid Camera.

What's Candid Camera?

[irritated] Tony! I'm not thinking about that damn terrorist.

Sorry.

Look at Gibbs. He's been growling like a wounded bear since that night.

Well, he is wounded and he always growls like a bear. It's his way of never letting anyone know when he's hurting. Yours is to be moody.

I'm not moody!

Oh, what do you call it. I feel sorry for whatever his name is.

Sorry?

Yeah. Wouldn't want Gibbs on my ass.

We're never gonna see that guy again.

Maybe not. But Gibbs will.

These quotes come from Wikiquote's NCIS pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.