Ari quotes from NCIS

Ari

You tried to trick me Dr. Mallard.

Ducky

That wasn't a condition.

Ari

It is now.

Gerald

I never figured anyone who could sleep in a coffin could have a phobia but it's the kind of kinky thing Abby would get.

Ari

She slept in a coffin?

Ducky

She's goth.

Ari

How do you alert visitors when conducting an infectious autopsy?

Ducky

We hang a decomposing body in the corridor.

Ari

Any good with this gun, Caitlin?

Kate

Give it back and I'll demonstrate.

Ari

Ever fire it in anger?

Kate

I'd love to right now.