Gerald quotes from NCIS

There was a lake below!

Sixty feet below.

S1 E3 Seadog

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Well that gives you a warm fuzzy feeling doesn't it?

Gerald

What?

That Gibbs trusts us with a contaminated crime scene.

S1 E3 Seadog

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Gerald

It moved.

Remind me to check our inventory of alcohol swabs.

Gerald

It moved, Doc.

Well, he was certainly dead on the beach.

S1 E3 Seadog

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We have a rising tide.

Okay. DiNozzo?

Yo!

You and me take measurements. We'll rebuild them later in the lab. Kate, more photos!

Gotcha.

Gerald, take notes.

Gerald

I'm on it.

Come on, move it!

We've got to keep him dry.

I've got the sign.

I've got the farthest boulder.

Head and feet!

Fifteen point seven one.

Eleven point three six meters.

Gerald

Fifteen point seven one. Eleven point three six. Got them.

His dive knife is missing.

Yeah, you didn't see this coming, did you, my friend?

(Waves heard in background)

Hey, watch out! Tide!

(Tony dives to stop the water)

(Chuckles) Well done, Tony.

Bag him.

I've got a spare suit in the van.

[To a soaking wet and obviously freezing cold DiNozzo] You OK? What is it?

(grinning) Shrinkage.

S1 E11 Eye Spy

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[Tony, Kate, and Gibbs are sitting in wait against their car after Gibbs claims he saw a bomb in the house they were searching]

Are you sure it was a bomb, Gibbs?

Yes, DiNozzo. For the last time... I'm sure it was a bomb.

If you say so. EOD sure taking their sweet time getting here.

[Van arrives with Ducky and Gerald]

Sorry we're late. Gerald got us lost several times.

Gerald

Me? You had the map.

We have our own problems here, Ducky.

Yeah, I can see that. FBI take over our crime scene again?

Gibbs thought he saw a bomb.

[annoyed] What do you mean 'thought'?

Do I really have to say it?

Say what?

Yes, Kate. Say what?

You need glasses, Gibbs. Are you happy?

[behind them, the house suddenly explodes, sending everyone exclaiming to the ground]

[slowly lifting his head] Sorry. I didn't quite catch that last part...

S1 E15 Enigma

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Gerald

I never figured anyone who could sleep in a coffin could have a phobia but it's the kind of kinky thing Abby would get.

Ari

She slept in a coffin?

She's goth.

[Ari shudders]

S1 E16 Bete Noire

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Gerald

I've never driven a stick.

Are you serious?

McGee

What, you can drive a stick?

Yeah, since I was like ten.

Gerald

What were you driving when you were ten?

A red '47 Ford half-ton pickup with four on the floor and Bubba riding shotgun.

McGee

Bubba?