Do all Marines build boats?
Only the ones who've been married a few times.
Why's that?
The rest of them can afford to buy one.
“Enigma” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (4), Tony DiNozzo (3), Kate Todd (3), Ducky Mallard (1), Gerald (1)
[Tony, Kate, and Gibbs are sitting in wait against their car after Gibbs claims he saw a bomb in the house they were searching]
Are you sure it was a bomb, Gibbs?
Yes, DiNozzo. For the last time... I'm sure it was a bomb.
If you say so. EOD sure taking their sweet time getting here.
[Van arrives with Ducky and Gerald]
Sorry we're late. Gerald got us lost several times.
Me? You had the map.
We have our own problems here, Ducky.
Yeah, I can see that. FBI take over our crime scene again?
Gibbs thought he saw a bomb.
[annoyed] What do you mean 'thought'?
Do I really have to say it?
Say what?
Yes, Kate. Say what?
You need glasses, Gibbs. Are you happy?
[behind them, the house suddenly explodes, sending everyone exclaiming to the ground]
[slowly lifting his head] Sorry. I didn't quite catch that last part...
FCFBI Agent Charles
You're under arrest.
For what?
CCharles
Pissing off the FBI.
Get used to it.
Where the hell are you? Fornell's here with a warrant for your arrest.
Well, good thing I'm not there then.
Tony, touch my cell phone again, I'll break your fingers. (The Elevator door closes)
(Attempts to reassure) You know he really does like you.
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