Jenny Shepard quotes from NCIS

We have, uh, a little issue.

Jenny

We?

You want to tell her, Agent Gibbs?

Gibbs

[mutters] No, not particularly.

Jenny

Is this issue going to involve lawyers?

It already did. [Gibbs looks away uncomfortably] It's his ex-wife. She's a material witness.

Jenny

And which ex would that be?

Gibbs

Stephanie.

Jenny

What number is she again? Second?

Gibbs

Third.

Jenny

All right. You lived in Europe with her for a while, Frankfurt?

Gibbs

Moscow.

Jenny

Two years?

Gibbs

One.

Jenny

Well, it's hard to live in Moscow. With anyone. [to Mann] Do you think he should "divorce" himself from this case, Colonel Mann?

No, no, ma'am, no.

Jenny

Nor do I. I don't see a problem if you conduct the interview. [to Gibbs] Do you have a problem with Colonel Mann interviewing your ex-wife Agent Gibbs?

Gibbs

Do I have a choice?

No.

Shepard

Any idea where he's going?

Tony

No.

Shepard

Hazard a guess?

Tony

Well, he took his badge and his gun, maybe he's going to shoot someone.

Jenny

Taylor's phone was just activated, we're tracking it now.

Tony

Welcome to the club. I wouldn't say it's a fun one.

Gibbs

You sound tired, DiNozzo.

Tony

We're following Ziva, even the dogs are tired.

Gibbs

Have I come at a bad time?

Jethro! [he and Gibbs hug while Jenny stares at them] How are you?

Gibbs

How'd they let you in here, newbie?

Ah man, it's been a long time.

Jenny

You two know each other. How nice.

Gibbs

Taught him everything he's forgotten.

I thought you retired.

Gibbs

I tried.

Ah, well, you look good, old man. Hey, listen sorry about our inconvenient convergence here.

Gibbs

What?

[Jenny stares at him] Gibbs used to fine me for every $3 word I used.

Jenny

How much?

$3 a word.

Gibbs

You owe me six.

See? [hands some dollar bills to Gibbs]

Jenny

Marines?

No, actually I started here. Gibbs took me under his wing and then proceeded to crush me.

Gibbs

[smiles] Nothing you didn't deserve.

Left me with no choice but to crawl over to the FBI.

Gibbs

Yeah! And they actually hired you!

Yeah, can you believe that?

Jenny

He doesn't look too good, does he?

Abby

You think it's because he knows he's on death row? That would put a damper on anyone's spirits.

Jenny

Long way from San Diego, Leon.

Vance

SecNav felt this warranted a plane ticket.

Jenny

Are you interrogating my agents? I assume you have a suspect. [Vance smirks.] And you've been brought in to oversee. Well, Assistant Director Vance, you gonna ask for them?

Vance

Under the authority of the Secretary of the Navy, as acting director of NCIS, I hearby relieve you of your duties. I'm sorry, Jenny, you're suspended.

Might be hard to believe, but I was in love once. Her name was Maggie. She had it all, quick as a fox, great curves, trusted her with my life.

Shepard

What happened?

Traded for a Harley-Davidson when the transmission blew.