Franks quotes from NCIS

Might be hard to believe, but I was in love once. Her name was Maggie. She had it all, quick as a fox, great curves, trusted her with my life.

Shepard

What happened?

Traded for a Harley-Davidson when the transmission blew.

Tony

[walks into Gibbs' house] Hello?

[pointing a gun at Tony's head] DiNozzo! You should have told me you were coming!

Tony

I called and you didn't pick up.

I'm not going to answer the phone! I'm a fugitive!

Tony

So what do you want me to do?!

Knock!

Tony

Why would I knock? There's no lock on that door!

Someone may be on the other side with a gun??

Tony

Why would someone be standing on the other side with a gun?!

Because there's no lock on the door!

Gibbs

Thought you were dead.

I got better.

Who the hell are all these people?

Abby

Oh. These are the new guys! Gibbs didn't tell you?

Man of few words.

Abby

I've noticed.

Gibbs

Seaman Derek Balfour.

Sweet merciful crap, man. Am I really supposed to remember all these names?!?

Offer me a drink!

Gibbs

It's six o'clock in the morning!

[annoyed] Float a Cheerio in it!

[Gibbs reads a letter from Franks] Too many years of lighting up finally caught up with me, probie.For 3 decades, I outran every bullet aimed at me. Can't out run this - not with this lungs. Only got a few months left to go. And I plan to live 'em.

Gibbs

Never one to dissapoint. Were you, Mike?