Tyor quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

[as Tyor is entranced by a female dancer]

TTyor

She's beautiful, master! So delicate!

[she punches one of the patrons]

CACrow [as Tyor]

She's her own bouncer!

TTyor

So strong!

CCaedmon

Time to go, Tyor.

TTyor

But, master!

CCaedmon

Time to go, Tyor!

TTyor

But, master!

JAJonah [as Caedmon]

Time to go, Tyor!!!

TTyor

Isn't the arts part of my education?

CCaedmon

Absolutely not!

SAServo [as Caedmon]

The state cut arts funding!

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TTyor

You will no longer breathe the air of a free man.

[Loki laughs]

Servo

Robert Blake in Lost Highway.

TTyor

By the amulet's power, I turn you into stone!

JJonah

He's making all this up as he goes along.

TTyor

Oomen, kauai, tenk!

SAServo [as Loki]

Sorry, I was thinking of an episode of Caroline in the City.

[Loki is turned to stone]

JJonah

Alright, take him to Jabba.

TTyor

Now his garden is complete.

CCrow

YEEEAAAH!!! CSI: Miami!

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TTyor

[as Tyor begins to untie Freyja] If I take you with me, what do I get?

FFreyja

[seductively] Anything.

SAServo [as Tyor]

Can I keep these cool rubber snakes?

TTyor

That's what I was afraid of.

[music cue]

JAJonah [as Tyor]

The band is illustrating my sexual confusion.

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