Stepmother quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

3 quotes

Stepmother

Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes

In 3 of the 3,167 quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000
Most scenes with: Mike Nelson (2)

Scenes with Stepmother 3

[The evil stepmother makes up her own daughter Marfushka to look like a Matryoshka doll.]

SStepmother

Nope! Not a princess.

She's got that healthy clown glow.

MMarfushka

Oh, no?

SStepmother

You are a queen!

In that you look like Freddie Mercury.

[The Stepmother forces Nastenka to knit outside in the night]

SStepmother

Here's a place where you can knit, Nastka, and you won't wake my darling, little Marfushka. The moon is out, there's plenty of light.

MAMike [as the Stepmother]

Chernobyl's on fire, it's great!

SStepmother

[after telling Nastenka to knit socks outside] They better be done by the time the rooster crows, you hear me? Otherwise, I'll tear your braid off!

[as Nastenka, singing] M is for the many times you beat me... O is for the other times you beat me...