Simon quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Let's go board your ship, and continue on at once.

There's no need to continue.

Because the budget just ran out. The end! Let's go guys!

What is it?

Riders, coming this way!

Writers? They'll fix the script!

Your greatest test is yet to come. Gulfax must stay here while you face it, but I have a plan. We'll join you later when you need us most.

That's not a plan.

But I can't.

Nothing in this world is certain. If you survive, we will join you.

And if you don't, I promise to come to your funeral wearing a new white fur coat.