Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes[Markov walks alone, talking to something offscreen, seemingly looking at Servo]
Now stop playing this is serious.
I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking.
I can't spend all my time looking after you and worrying about what you're doing.
When you're right, you're right.
This isn't the first time it's happened, you know.
We agreed not to talk about that.
You just... you just won't be quiet, you think everyone's your friend because you trust so much.
I blame Facebook.
We can try to stay clear of people, but...
They're everywhere, right?
... in time, they'll come into our lives and nothing will ever be the same again.
You mean when we ride the comet?
You know, I need time to myself too, you know.
Of course, master. Forgive me.
But you make noises so loud, everyone thinks I'm hiding a monster.
Again, let me apologize, I stepped out of line, and I'm sorry.
People are suspicious of things they don't understand.
Right, like the thing with the chicken.
And that's why I'm hiding you.
That makes sense, master. Let me go prepare your chamber.
But it's very hard to keep the world out.
I understand. We're all waiting for the day of the great translargement. It's going to be glorious. [returns to his seat]
What was that all about?
Hell if I know.
