Alex...
I'll take "Potent Potables" for $200.
...when Sarah died, teaching you was all I had. It got me through.
What stage of grief is chimp-play?
But we're broke...
CACrow [as Markov]
Your Beanie Baby obsession destroyed us.
And we can't stay together if... I can't feed you.
Oh, I get it, circle of life. Man loses wife, teaches chimp to talk, joins low-ranked carnival, goes broke, man and chimp starve in a trailer, seen it a hundred times, really.
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