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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 11

Markov, Servo and others in “Carnival Magic”

Alex...

I'll take "Potent Potables" for $200.

...when Sarah died, teaching you was all I had. It got me through.

What stage of grief is chimp-play?

But we're broke...

CACrow [as Markov]

Your Beanie Baby obsession destroyed us.

And we can't stay together if... I can't feed you.

Oh, I get it, circle of life. Man loses wife, teaches chimp to talk, joins low-ranked carnival, goes broke, man and chimp starve in a trailer, seen it a hundred times, really.

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