Jerry quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Played by James Smith · 3 quotes

Played by James Smith

In 3 of the 3,167 quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Scenes with Jerry 3

[Lounging with friend Harold, Jerry rejects the idea of work.]

JJerry

The world's… here to be enjoyed, not to make you depressed. That's what work does, Harold--it makes you feel... depressed.

Goofus and Gallant, the movie.

JJerry

How's college?

MMadison

Fine. You should try it some time.

JJerry

No thanks. The world's my college.

He's taking it pass-fail.

[Jerry and Harold discuss Jerry's girlfriend's mother]

JJerry

Her mother doesn't like anything. Especially me.

HHarold

Well, if you get a job or something, she might change her mind, you know?

JJerry

[shocked] Job?

SAServo [as Jerry]

I'm a respected neurosurgeon!