Geronimo quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

GGeronimo

Carnival? Is it a big carnival?

CACrow [as Geronimo]

Can I get a balloon?

[The MST3K crew makes fun of the television version's censorship during a particularly profanity-heavy scene.]

PPalermo

[After his brother has been shot by Geronimo.] You son of a-- [Audio edit]!

...what?

Huh. What do you think he's a son of? Son of a preacher man? Son of a son of a sailor, maybe?

. . .

PPalermo

You son of a-- [Audio edit]!

SAServo [as Palermo]

Uh... something!

. . .

GGeronimo

Get off your knees, you son of a-- [Audio edit]!

MAMike [as Geronimo]

Same thing you said!

. . .

PPalermo

I swear to God, you're gonna pay for this, you-- [Audio edit]!

SAServo [as Palermo]

I'll kill you, but I won't curse you!

. . .

[Much, much later in the movie...]

Maybe this would be a good time to call him a "son of a-- [Audio edit]!"

GGeronimo

You've got the right to remain silent.

Oh, he is a real cop!

GGeronimo

[Knocks the suspect out.] And all that other ****.

...oh.

Geronimo quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000