[The MST3K crew makes fun of the television version's censorship during a particularly profanity-heavy scene.]
[After his brother has been shot by Geronimo.] You son of a-- [Audio edit]!
...what?
Huh. What do you think he's a son of? Son of a preacher man? Son of a son of a sailor, maybe?
. . .
You son of a-- [Audio edit]!
Uh... something!
. . .
Get off your knees, you son of a-- [Audio edit]!
Same thing you said!
. . .
I swear to God, you're gonna pay for this, you-- [Audio edit]!
I'll kill you, but I won't curse you!
. . .
[Much, much later in the movie...]
Maybe this would be a good time to call him a "son of a-- [Audio edit]!"
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