Dr. Williams quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Jenni, this is Mickey.

Mickey's a wide-awake nightmare!

You're about to witness the discovery of the century!

Stock footage!

From the depths of the ocean, over 400 million years ago, surfaced the beginnings of the human race!

Is this a Scientology pitch?

And it all began with the first vertebrate, the fish! Starting from that point, we will make the regress into the dawn of evolution.

Oh, edibles are hitting.

And we will create a new being with the likeness of our ancestors: a human amphibious hybrid! [laughs maniacally]

Oh, now I hate when comedians laugh at their own jokes.

It'll be interesting to see if a woman can survive this kind of surgery and restore her pineal fluids without dying. Up to date, no man has been able to, but maybe the female gender is actually the most adequate to carry out this experiment for biological reasons.

You're insane, doctor!

You may be right, but as a matter of fact, there's an invisible line separating insanity and genius!

Servo

The Kanye line.