Critter quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

CCritter

I'll have ten Hershey bars.

CCrow

Tin Hershey bars? Those are hard to eat.

MMichelle

That'll be one dollar.

SAServo [as Critter]

I've got a "Happenings" coupon!

CCritter

Can you cash a hundred?

MMichelle

I've never even seen one!

CCritter

Fifty?

[Michelle shakes her head "no."]

MAMike [as Critter]

Oh. Well, I'll have a thousand Hershey bars then, I guess.

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[A series of signs that read: HELP! on the way to first assignment future soldier and war-bride honeymooning ]

Servo

Oh, so he learns he enjoys violence, and be ready to kill like, a man ought a.

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[While Critter accompanies himself on guitar, Michelle moves not quite to the beat, while harmonica sounds come from nowhere.]

Servo

Honey, way to play the harmonica with your ass!

Mike

So here's a puzzler: who of these two is worse at their art form?

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Servo

She's dancing the specials at T.G.I. Friday's.

CCrow

Well, I hope she tells us, in dance, about the Jack Daniel's grill.

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CCritter

[singing] But you must come down, put your feet on the ground, by and by.

Servo

[singing] You're living a lie.

CCritter

[singing] You gotta come down.

Servo

[singing] You dance like a clown.

CCritter

[singing] By and by.

Servo

[singing] I hope that you die!

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CCritter

Ever since I got back I've been carrying my billfold full of Nepalese money.

CCrow

From the land of Nipples!

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[Buz demands money from Michelle, and looks at what she hands over with apprehension.]

MAMike [as Buz]

Your money's from Senegal!

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[Realizing Michelle has only ten dollars, Buz asks for more money from Critter.]

CCritter

Yeah, I can come up with my own share.

MAMike [as Critter]

Ah, here's some Guatemalan quetzal.

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