A character in Mystery Science Theater 3000
In 3 of the 3,167 quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (2)
[Hired assassin Cain Miro is busy in his room when he hears a knock on the door. He goes up to it and opens it... outward as bar owner Erika enters]
Wha... Doors don't open like that, there's a number... He's in the hall!
Crazy coming up in here...
...in my hallway here.
Only the good die young.
Most of us are morally ambiguous, which explains our random dying patterns.
[A drunken Cain attempts to kiss Erika.]
[drunkenly] You got brown eyes...
[drunkenly] An' you got a neck.
. . .
Booze has knighted me King Of The Lovers!
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes