Judy quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

[Judy is shoveling bacon into her mouth.]

JJudy

Mmmm . . . I just love bacon so crisp and crunchy like this.

Yeah, evidently.

AMrs. Adams

Honey, stop wolfing your food! No one's going to take it away from you.

JJudy

Sorry, sweetie, but it's really your fault. You shouldn't make them so good.

CACrow [as Judy]

Whatever happened to my pet Vietnamese potbellied pig?

[Judy talks about Alex on the phone with a girlfriend.]

JJudy

Did he arrive? Man, he's positively frantic!

SAServo [as Judy]

He runs around screaming!

. . .

JJudy

And when he looks at me, I get . . . you know, squishy!

CACrow [as the person on the phone]

Well, that's nice, ma'am. I'm just trying to sell my magazines.

[Judy, pretending her mixer doesn't work, opens the kitchen door slightly to get Alex's attention from the next room.]

SAServo [as Judy]

[coughs] OH DEAR!

JJudy

Oh, me!

[laughing] Did I call that?

AAlex

I thought, maybe . . . how'd you like to go dancing?

JJudy

Dancing? Oh, Alex, how dreamy!

[begins whimpering and panting like an excited puppy]

Judy quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000