Ted Nelson quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

How many weeks is she?

Fourteen.

A little young to be pregnant, isn't she?

So when do you think the people who work here are coming back?

How's it looking?

Not too good.

[whispering] There's a black guy in my office!

About 1600 hours... and I hope to hell you've found him by then.

Mike

1600 hours? So, like five months from now?

AADGKA!

Servo

Ah, aadgka, of course.

[sulkily] General wants to go find the aadgjka melting man.

Steve escaped.

Oh God.

Aadgka?

What're you gonna do?

Well, first I've gotta lose a little weight.[N]

Uh... did you get some crackers? I told you yesterday that we needed some crackers.

Oh, I forgot. I knew there was something...

[annoyed with herself] Aadgka.

Y'know there's uh, there's a pad right by the phone y'know, you could write it down too.

Mike

Y'know they made a mistake and they just went home with the actors.

[ignoring the question] So, we don't have any crackers?

Ted. Steve?

Raging Bull.

Steve?

Steve had crackers!

I've got to go out and find Steve.

Why you?

Because nobody else is supposed to know.

Rye crisps, Sociables, anything?!

DON'T SHOOT, I'M DR. TED NELSON!

[as the melting man] Whoa! Not Ted Nelson! No relation to Ted Nelson here!