Professor Bueller quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Did you know that everyday someone loses a sale...

...or an arm...

Now, remember these three points: you must be heard, you must be understood, and you must be pleasing.

Oh, and you must have a wire rack.

Do you know...

...that I have little bunnies painted on my knees? I do.

Now, let's look at another typical example.

This man is wearing a push-up bra. Now he is pleasing.

Many of his listeners won't be able to understand him, and those that do...

...will wish he were dead.