My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 1 quotes

Shining Armor

We have Sunburst to thank for that.

Cadance

I hope he takes his role as crystaller seriously. Something tells me the baby will need a pony like him to look to for magical advice.

Cadance, darling, aren't we going to name the poor little dear, or are we going to spend our entire visit just calling her "the baby"?

Cadance

We were thinking... "Flurry Heart".

Shining Armor

You know, to remember the occasion.

Oh, goodness, how could anypony forget?

Twilight

I think it's lovely. [kisses]

[giggles]

Pinkie Pie

[gasps] Look at that hand-stitched ten-thousand-thread-count velvet-lined rock pouch! Maud will love it! I need it! Ungh! Huh, must be stuck! [reading] "Took a sudden vacation to Canterlot with my grandniece. Back in a few moons." Oh, no. Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no-no! Well, maybe, just maybe, he's already back from vacation and just forgot to take the sign down! [shouting and pounding on door] Hello, Mr. Pouch Store Owner! I'd like to hear all about your sudden vacation in Canterlot with your grandniece while buying a pouch for my sister please!

Miss, the store's clearly closed.

Pinkie Pie

But it can't be. It just can't be! If I can't get that pouch... then not only am I not getting my sister the greatest present in the history of PSSSD, but now I have no PSSSD present for my sister at all!

Excuse me, sir! I couldn't help but notice your nifty rock pouch! Is there any chance you'd be willing to part with it? I really need it. Like, really really really!

So let me get this straight: You, uh, really really need this pouch, huh?

I believe I said really really really.

Well, you know, pouches like this are really hard to come by these days. But I might be able to part with it for the right price.

So you'll sell it to me? And I'll finally be able to give my sister the perfect Pie Sisters' Surprise Swap Day present? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! [party cannon fires]

Hmmm. That's one sweet party cannon you got there. Tell you what. I'd be more than happy to give you the pouch for the low, low price of... that cannon.

[gasps] M-My... party cannon...?

Well, if you really want to give that sister of yours the perfect present, then you'll have to give up your party cannon. So, what do you say? The pouch for the cannon

Maud

[deadpan] There.

Yep! That sure is the pony I got the pouch from!

That's amazing! How did you know where he'd be?

Maud

[deadpan] Maud Sense.

Runs in the family!

Apple Bloom

Hear ye, hear ye! The first post-cutie mark meetin' of the Cutie Mark Crusaders is now in session!

Apple Bloom

[clears throat]

Sweetie Belle

Oh! I'm sorry, Apple Bloom. I was distracted by the radiance of my cutie mark... did you say something?

Scootaloo

I mean... it's pretty amazing how the colors just pop off your flank. It's kinda hard to look aw—

Apple Bloom

Wow... did we really only ever do things just to get our cutie marks?

Sweetie Belle

I don't know. Maybe?

Scootaloo

Aw, come on! We did lots of stuff that didn't have anything to do with getting a cutie mark.

Sweetie Belle

Of course we did!

Apple Bloom

Absolutely! [montage music]

Sweetie Belle

Huh. So now that we don't have to do stuff to get our cutie marks, what is it that the Cutie Mark Crusaders actually do?

Apple Bloom

We do exactly what we got our cutie marks in!

Helping other ponies!

Scootaloo

Ponies without cutie marks!

Sweetie Belle

Or ponies who've forgotten their special purpose!

Apple Bloom

Exactly! We just have to find ponies who need our help! Come on!

Sweetie Belle

So... what's your cutie mark problem?

Oh, right. Uh, well, my cutie mark is a dumbbell, but I've lifted every dumbbell in Ponyville!

Scootaloo

[nervously] Have you tried lifting other things?

You mean, not dumbbells?

Sweetie Belle

Yeah!

Apple Bloom

Yeah!

Yeah!

Oof! I mean... no. I hadn't thought of that. You guys are awesome! [crunch]

But... what happens when I run out of other stuff?

Sweetie Belle

...I guess you could teach other ponies to lift things?

Apple Bloom

Yeah!

Scootaloo

Yeah!

Yeah! Wow, you three really have a knack for this!

I can't believe it! It's just what I always imagined it would be! And if it weren't for all of you, I wouldn't even have it.

Scootaloo

No problem!

Sweetie Belle

It's what we do.

Apple Bloom

I only wish I'd realized what you needed right away instead of mopping around for no reason...

Well, either way, I hope you keep dancing. [short tap-dancing burst]

Apple Bloom

[taps] You know, I just might! It sure is a lot of fun, and I'm pretty confident I can only get better. [to the Crusaders] I'm sorry I was so silly about us all doing our own things. If we hadn't, I might never even have tried dancing!

Or find out I needed help!

Sweetie Belle

With each of us going out and trying things on our own, we'll be three times as likely to find ponies to help!

Scootaloo

And trying new stuff might even make us better at helping them, like how I used my bungee jumping to change the sets!

Sweetie Belle

Or my crochet to make the costumes!

Apple Bloom

Well, one thing is for sure. The Cutie Mark Crusaders will never be the same. We'll be better!

Yeah!

Spike

[to Twilight and Rarity (in their rock disguise)] I don't want to be Dragon Lord or dragon toast, and I stopped glowing, so let's sneak out of here!

Where do you think you're going, little dragon?!

Spike

[nervously] Oh, uh, hi, Your Lordship. Uh, I was just going home!

You don't get to leave unless I say you can!

Princess Ember

Dad, look at him. He's just a runt. Besides, he doesn't even wanna compete. Let him go.

[chuckling] He is rather tiny, heh-heh. I could squish him with my pinky claw.

Spike

[chuckles nervously]

That wasn't a joke, it was a fact. When I want you to laugh, I will say "Be amused!"

Ember

Hey, you, little fella! I've thought about it, and your plan makes sense. Let's do it.

Spike

Really? Great! It's a deal!

Ember

Just so you know, this doesn't mean we're gonna pick flowers or exchange necklaces or whatever pony friends do.

I'm sick and tired of you two helping each other! Dragons don't do helping!

Ember

These dragons do!

Big Mac

Ee-yup-yup-yup-yup-y-y-y-you did something! Woah! What's happening? I feel really weird! I'm talking so much! And I'm so articulate, enunciating with such precise pronunciation! [Covers his mouth with his hoof] Annie Apple awoke and accidentally ate an Auburn Azalea! [Screams and runs off in fright] Make it stop!

Starlight

I can't be friends with somepony who doesn't talk.

Starlight

And I guess my first instinct shouldn't be to magically command ponies to act the way I want them to?

Starlight

Alright, I'll change him back!

Starlight

You know each other?

Twilight

You could say that.

Trixie

We've had our differences. What matters is Twilight gave me a second chance, and I appreciate it. [pause]

Twilight

So, um, what brings you to Ponyville?

Trixie

The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie has come to perform a new stage show of grand illusion! I am calling it "The Humble and Penitent Trixie's Equestrian Apology Tour"!

Starlight

That's kind of a mouthful.

Trixie

It's a working title.

Twilight

Well, you won. I hope you're happy!

Trixie

[sighs] Looks like the Great and Powerful Trixie is back to a solo show.

Twilight

Trixie?

Trixie

Which is exactly the way she likes it! Thank you, Princess Twilight, for getting rid of that annoying pony who wanted to be my first friend! I am not sad at all! I definitely don't feel as if my heart is breaking into a million pieces! [closes the curtain]

Spitfire

Rainbow Dash, glad we found you. We need you in the show when we get to Ponyville. Flying.

Scootaloo

But she's only in the Reserves!

Spitfire

Not anymore, kid.

Rainbow Dash

[slow gasp] You mean...

Scootaloo

[gasps] Rainbow Dash, you're finally a full-fledged Wonderbolt! Woo-hoo! [laughs] Yeah, Rainbow Dash! Whoo!

Spitfire

Heh. What she said.