This is your first time at our new school, isn't it?
D1Discord 1
Oh, was I not invited to the grand opening?
D2Discord 2
Friends and Family Day?
D3Discord 3
Baccalaureate?
ATAll three Discords
I hadn't noticed.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[clears throat, quietly] Be my friend.
If you're quiet, I don't buy it!
[louder] Be my friend!
I've heard pudding that's more convincing!
[huffs, even louder] Be! My! Friend!
You hired a tree as a teacher?!
Its schedule was free.
[California accent] Yo! Greetings, fellow creatures!
VOVoice on banana phone
[garbled sped-up gibberish]
Um, what exactly is a long-distance plan?
What's your problem?
My problem? How is the fact that Twilight decided to put an incompetent, power-hungry unicorn in charge of her school my problem?!
You paid attention in class!
What?!
DSDiscord's Ghost
Headmare Starlight! Look at me! Look! I won the Spell-venger Hunt! Well done, me! Now what's my prize?
Detention.
DSDiscord's Ghost
Well, that's disappointing.
No pony ever invited you to the school. And when you offered to help, I didn't listen. I was so worried about doing things Twilight's way, I didn't stop to think about being a good friend. I'd like to apologize for that. And offer you the job of vice headmare.
Huh?
Really?!
What?!
Why?!
No!
Him?!
Totally confused.
A glamour spell on our cutie marks?
A fake summons from the map?
Hey, at least we got to go spelunking in that really creepy cave with all those eyeless worm creatures chasing us.
Yeah. Dragons don't do pony holidays.
Sure we do! I love Hearth's Warming Eve! It's all about friends and presents and family and... presents!
Two whole weeks without classes. How will Ocellus survive?
One of you must have done this! But... why would any of you want to sabotage Hearth's Warming Eve?
YSYoung Six
[muttering nervously]
Ugh! Yak not do this! Yona offended by accusation!
The guilty party won't be going home over Hearth's Warming break. She or he will stay here for some one-on-one friendship lessons.
But what if none of us confesses?
Then... [sighs] I guess there's no holidays for any creature. You'll all stay over the break.
How do you celebrate Hearth's Warming in Yakyakistan, Yona?
Yaks do not. Our holiday much better. Is called Snilldar Fest. Night before, yaks gather things to smash and put them in big pile. Then in morning, we smash them! In afternoon, we smash them again! In evening—
So it's just about smashing stuff, like all your other holidays.
No! How griffon get that idea?
You must do something in the winter for fun.
Well, we do have the Feast of Fire. Every dragon gets together and tells stories. The best one wins a pile of gemstones.
[sarcastic] That's a great story. And you told it really well.
Yeah. It was a Hearth's Warming miracle.
I can't miss the Three Days of Freedom Celebration!
[sarcastic] How long does that last?
It used to be only one day, but now to commemorate our escape from the Storm King, we're adding two more days of awesome!
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