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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Listen to your queen! We must retrieve the Elements of Harmony!
[The Mean Six are mirror opposites of the Mane Six]
MPMean Pinkie Pie
Hunting down some lame Elements? This is the worst day ever! [depressing anger]
MFMean Fluttershy
[kicks dirt into Mean Pinkie's eyes] No. Now it's the worst day ever! [laughing cruelly]
Those Elements are mine! Along with this rock! Oh, and that twig! [proceeds to hoard every worthless item]
I got all kinds o' Elements right here under my hat. I'll let you see them for five bits. [unconvincing liar]
MRMean Rainbow Dash
[scoffs] Losers. [lazing in the canopy]
Why didn't you just attack them? [arrogant and spiteful]
Excuse me?
You were close enough to pull hairs from their manes. Why not just take your revenge then?
They've defeated my army. I know better than to strike alone. I need—
Friends?
Servants! And the power of the Elements!
Right. So where are these Elements of Harmony?
The location of the most powerful weapon in Equestria isn't something made known to just anypony. I learned they were hidden somewhere in this forest.
Yeah, well, it is a big forest.
[growling]
Permission? You need us way more than we need you, “Your Majesty”. The others are fools, but with me to lead them, there’s no reason we can’t find the Elements and keep the power for ourselves!
Oh, Rainbow Dash! I'm so glad you're here. I was lost.
MRMean Rainbow Dash
Bummer. Later. [ditches her]
[beat]
...What just happened?
The party password is "rutabaga".
[eye twitches]
This is mine! And this as well! Oh, and this is absolutely mine!
Rarity, what in the hay are you gonna do with a fishing rod?
I don't know. But I wants it! My precious!
Can we hurry this up? We're on a schedule here! Everything must be perfect!
Twilight, your schedule can wait! Fluttershy's upset!
Well, tell her to get over it! I’ll go get the others. Stay, here.
[She trots off, then...]
RTReal Twilight Sparkle
[appears from the other side] Oh, great. You upset Fluttershy, too?
You know what, Twilight? Maybe if you weren't so worried about schedules, you'd realize you're the one ruining the retreat for your friends!
[gasps] Well, if my friends don't care about the retreat I planned for them... maybe they should've stayed home!
Can't we all just get along?! [crying]
Grub-sitting you six is nothing like controlling my hive! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just destroy you all and start over!
Because I know where the Elements of Harmony are. You need me. (So I can overpower you.)
...So there I was. Just me and, uh, a bucket of honey. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket. Uh, b-but I-I survived all by myself and this here forest for, uh, a hundred and... twenty-seven hours!
[calling out Mean Applejack for insulting Starlight] I'm going to make sure that she doesn't break a hoof out there, and then you and I are going to have a serious talk.
[Everypony is thoroughly irritated by each other's horrible social behavior and worst character traits]
Of course I care about Fluttershy!
Then you've got a super weird way of showing it!
W-What in Equestria's going on here?
Twilight is so into her "retreat" that she doesn't even care if her friends are upset! She just wants us to "Stay. On. Schedule"!
Well, I'm sorry, Pinkie, if I knew you thought this was a "boring, lame, no-fun retreat", I wouldn't have invited you in the first place!
I never said that!!
Sorry, y'all. We would've been here sooner, but we had to take the long way after Rarity ran off with all my stuff.
Wha—?! I most certainly did not!
What?! You know I ain't no liar! [to Starlight Glimmer] Where's all your gear?
Why? So you can laugh at me some more?!
Hey, hey, we're all friends here!
Friends?! You left me alone in the woods! [sobs]
[Others arguing]
EVERYPONY, QUIET!!!
[Silence]
Listen. We know each other really well — the great stuff and how to get on each other's nerves, too. I wanted a fun trip with my friends, but instead I got carried away with plans and ruined everything. If you want to forget it all and head home, I won’t be offended. I just want us to stop fighting.
[to Starlight Glimmer] Hey, sorry if I got carried away with all that camping stuff.
I'm sorry, too. I should've just told you I'll never like camping. Also, I'll never like camping.
Well, if we're all being honest, I can't survive with just this tiny yet fashionable little saddlebag! I miss my things!
MPMean Pinkie Pie
Ugh! What's this garbage?
Badger installation art! Ya see--
Just! Retrieve! The Elements!
[The Mean 6 proceed to destroy the Mane Six's campsite]
MFMean Fluttershy
[laughing cruelly]
Mine! Mine! Mine! [crazed laughter]
Once we get the power of the Elements, no creature, not even her Majesty, can tell us what to do. Just follow my lead. Got it?
M6Mean 6 Ponies
[laughing evilly]
[They head for the tree of Harmony as Chrysalis is suspicious]
Ooh! That one's mine! [crazed laughter]
[The Element of Generosity reacts to Mean Rarity's presence by turning black momentarily and letting out an alarming noise; she launches toward it before Mean Fluttershy tackles her down]
MFMean Fluttershy
Oops. I'd say sorry, but I'm not!
Stop it, fools! [The Element of Kindness also turns black] We need the Elements to take out Chrysalis! [gasps]
How dare you! I created you!
[Chrysalis and Mean Twilight face off as the other clones attack the tree; as Mean Applejack kicks it, the Element of Honesty turns black; Laughter does likewise in response to Mean Pinkie Pie hitting it.]
MPMean Pinkie Pie
[laughing]
[Mean Rainbow Dash just sits down to nap, and Loyalty glows black as well. Mean Twilight has almost gotten the upper hand before the Element of Magic turns black and releases black energy to the rest of the elements, and the Tree defends itself by releasing wisps of white light from the Elements that grab the clones and hold them high, slowly draining the spell that gave them life right out of them.]
[groaning, gasps and she is being destroyed by the Tree of Harmony] Imbeciles! You ruined everythiiiiiiiing!
[The Tree of Harmony flashes white; when it clears, all that remains of the clones are color-coded clumps of the wood from when they were formed. Chrysalis realizes her plan is ruined and admits defeat...]
Servants always fail you in the end! Just wait, Starlight. I will have my revenge!
[The actual Mane 6 discover the destroyed campsite]
[gasps] Are you kidding me?
[laughing] This was... the worst... day... ever!
[Everypony laughs.]
Come on, everypony. We can fix this campsite in no time.
Spoken like a true camper.
Eh, don’t push it. [Chuckles]
You know, if we can survive a day like this, I think our friendship is strong enough to handle anything the world can throw at us.
[As they clean up, Queen Chrysalis flies off into the night sky above them.]
They're all legendary magical artifacts!
[beat]
Heh-heh. I've read ahead in Equestrian Cultures and Camaraderie: Volume Seven.
[excited squeal] Learning and fun?! Does it get any better than that?!
You've been underwater a long time, haven't you?
Eh, being a princess for Twilight was hard enough.
I'm gonna pretend that made sense.
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