Pinkie quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Applejack

[mechanically, muffled] It was the best of apples, it was the worst of apples...

Starlight Glimmer

[exhales] I can handle this. It's just magic, and I know magic. What's that?!

[muffled noises]

Starlight

What did you say?

[mechanically] The cakes are burning. You left the ovens on.

Starlight

We need water!

Rainbow Dash

[mechanically] Yes, Starlight.

Starlight

Storm clouds?!

Lord Tirek

What a pity. Well, for you. Sweet revenge for me. It seems my little protege's plan worked after all.

[gasp]

Applejack

Which little protégé?

Lord Tirek

Oh, we’ve never met. We’re pen pals. Each letter had so many questions about draining magic.

And you answered them?!

Lord Tirek

Well, I was bored. So I simply pointed, uh, my pen pal in the right direction.

Fluttershy

Can't you just tell us your pen pal's name? I mean, since we’re stuck here anyway?

Lord Tirek

Oh, why not? The irony is too perfect. Her name is...

Sandbar

...COZY GLOW! ...I-I-I coulda sworn I saw her come down this way when she left her office.