Pinkie quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Gilda

Hey, Pinkie. C'mere.

[moving her hovering machine closer] Yeah?

Gilda

[grabbing the machine angrily] Don't you know how to take "get lost" for an answer?! Dash doesn't need to hang with a dweeb like you now that I'm around! You're dorkin' up the skies, Stinkie Pie, so make like a bee and BUZZ OFF!

Rainbow Dash

[returning] Try matching that! ... Hey, where's Pinkie and her crazy contraption?

Gilda

Eh, she left. Something about being "as busy as a bee".

Don't worry your pretty little head about mean old Gilda. Your auntie Pinkie Pie has gotten all tooken care of!

Fluttershy

[annoyed] I'm a year older than you.

Gilda

[ominously] I'm watching you. Like a hawk.

[happily] Why? Can't you watch me like a griffon?

Gilda

I know what you're up to.

[happily] Great!

Gilda

[grunts] I know what you're planning.

[giggles] Well, I hope so; this wasn't supposed to be a surprise party!

Gilda

I mean, I've got my eye on you!

[happily] And I've [eyes slide in and out] got my eye on you!

Gilda

This is your idea of a good time?! I've never met a lamer bunch of dweebs in all my life! And Pinkie Pie... YOU! You are "Queen Lame-o" with your weak little party pranks! Did you really think you could make me lose my cool?! Well, Dash and I have ten times as much cool as the rest of you put together! Come on, Dash. We're bailing on this pathetic scene... Come on, Rainbow Dash! I said we're leaving!

Rainbow Dash

You know, Gilda, I was the one who set up all those "weak pranks" at this party.

Gilda

... What?!

Ooh...

Rainbow Dash

So I guess I'm "Queen Lame-o".

Gilda

Come on, Dash, you're joshing me!

Rainbow Dash

They weren't all meant for you specifically. It was just dumb luck that you set them all off.

I shoulda known - that dribble cup had Rainbow Dash written all over it.

Rainbow Dash

Hey! What are you waiting for? An invitation?

Ooh, I think I have one in my bag!

Twilight

You have a wonderful talent dealing with all kinds of animals.

Fluttershy

Yes, because they're not dragons...

Rainbow Dash

Oh come on! We've seen you walk up to a horrible manticore like it was nothing.

Fluttershy

Yes, because he wasn't a dragon.

Spike is a dragon. You're not scared of him.

Fluttershy

Yes, because he wasn't a huge, gigantic, terrible, enormous, teeth-gnashing, sharp scale-having, horn-wearing, smoke-snoring, could-eat-a-pony-in-one-bite, totally-all-grown-up dragon.

Rainbow Dash

All right, that's it! We've tried persuasion [pans to Twilight], charm [pans to Rarity], [pans to Pinkie Pie, who is dressed like a birthday gift with balloons and streamers] whatever it is Pinkie Pie does...

[blows a noisemaker]

Rainbow Dash

It's time to stop wasting time! I'm going in! [flies into the Dragon's cave]

Twilight

Rainbow, no!

Rainbow Dash

[flies up to the Dragon] GET OUT! [kicks the Dragon in the snout, causing him to sneeze]

[muffled by her tied tongue] Sthe sthtole my sthong! [unintelligible yelling]

She stole your song?

Twilight

Oh, Pinkie, that doesn't sound anything like your song.

Fluttershy

[in a spoken-word, male deadpan voice] She's an evil enchantress and she does evil dances, and if you look deep in her eyes she'll put you in trances. And what would she'll do? She'll mix up an evil brew, and she'll gobble you up in a big, tasty stew. So, watch out.

Ugh! A parasprite?! Are you kidding?!

Fluttershy

"Ugh"?

Twilight

A para-what?

Fluttershy

How could you not like-?

Ugh! Now I gotta go find a trombone...

Twilight

...A what?!

A trombone, you know! [mimes playing a trombone and leaves]

Twilight

Ahh, typical Pinkie....

Twilight

Pinkie!

Twilight, we don’t have much time!

Twilight

You’re telling me! The Princess could arrive at any moment!

Exactly, That’s why I need you gals to drop what you’re doing, and help me find some maracas!

Twilight

Maracas? Pinkie, we’ve got much bigger problems than missing maracas!

[gasps] You’re right! Getting a tuba has to be our number-one goal! Follow me.

I said, follow me!

Rainbow Dash

Pinkie, you are so random.

[scoffs] And you are all so stubborn!! [gallops off in anger]

Twilight

Pinkie, what have you done?!

I've lost a brand-new pair of cymbals, that’s what I’ve done!

Twilight

Will you forget about your silly instruments for one second?! You’re ruining our efforts to save Ponyville!

Me?!! Ruin?!! I'm not the ruiner! I'm the ruin-ee!...Or is it "ruin-ess"?..."Ruin-ette"?

Applejack

Come on, girls, there’s no reasonin’ with that one. She’s a few apples short of a bushel. [They leave Pinkie behind]

[crying out] Hey! I’m trying to tell you all that the ruining is on the other hoof...if you’d just slow down and LISTEN TO ME!!!

Hey! What happened to the princess?

Twilight

Emergency in Fillydelphia...

Rainbow Dash

Some sort of... infestation.

Oh no! Have they got parasprites too? Well... have tuba, will travel!

Twilight

I think the princess can handle it...

Spike

You know Pinkie, these two ponies have a bit of a grudge match they're trying to settle, trying to prove who's the better athletic.

Yes, and "grudge" rhymes with "fudge"!

Spike

Yes it... does? Wha?

And I like fudge, but if I eat too much fudge I get a pudge and then I can't budge.

Spike

So, no fudge?

No thanks, I had a big breakfast.

[sobbing] LEAVE ME ALONE! I want to be alone! I want to wallow in... whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in! Do ponies wallow in pity? Oh, listen to me! I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in! I'M SO PATHETIIIC!

Twilight

Now what do we do?

Fluttershy

Uh, panic?

Rainbow Dash

That's your answer for everything!

Applejack

Well we can't just leave Rarity like this!

She'll become a crazy cat lady!

Twilight

[deadpan] She only has one cat.

Give her time...