Mean Applejack quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Applejack

Any pony else think that sounded like an apple core cut up in a pulp grinder?

Apple-solutely! Uh, absolutely.

Twilight Sparkle

Maybe we can just pretend she's really good, and then I'll find a spell that will—

Applejack

(to Twilight) Oh, no, no, no! We're not going through that again! Remember how that all worked out when you weren't honest with Celestia about her actin' ability? (Horse Play)

Twilight Sparkle

(groans) You're right.

Applejack

Uh, Gummy? You were supposed to bring Pinkie Pie. What happened?

[blinks slowly]

Is she still coming?

Twilight Sparkle

Fluttershy, can you understand what he's saying?

Fluttershy

I could... if he was talking.

Twilight Sparkle

Um, Maud? Can I ask you a question?

Maud Pie

[deadpan] You just did.

Applejack

Well, can I ask you a question?

Maud Pie

[deadpan] You just did.

Rainbow Dash

[groans] Fine! How about if I ask you a— Wait.

Oh, for goodness' sakes! Maud. All of your sister's things are gone. Explain.

Maud Pie

[deadpan] No, they're not. They're right here.

Fluttershy

Have you seen Pinkie Pie?

Maud Pie

Lots of times. I grew up with her.

Terribly sorry, Maud. Must've misheard you. It almost sounded like you said Pinkie's [chuckling] moved to Yakyakistan!

Applejack

Uh, Rarity? She did say that.

Uh, terribly sorry, Applejack. Must've misheard you. It almost sounded like you said [chuckling] she did say that!

Twilight Sparkle

Our school is about finding your own special way to teach.

Applejack

And we can already tell you're a... smash with the class. [chuckles]

Twilight Sparkle

But maybe you could do a little less smashing in the classroom?

Twilight Sparkle

I can't believe you two are going on a friendship quest! This is amazing!

Applejack

What do you mean, Twilight? We've been on one together before.

Twilight Sparkle

Exactly! This is the first time the map has teamed up the same ponies for a second quest!

Fluttershy

The Peaks of... P-P-Peril?!

Applejack

Aw, it's just a name. It doesn't mean anythin'.

Fluttershy

Like how Cloudsdale is in the clouds and the Crystal Empire's made of crystal?

Applejack

Fair point.

Fluttershy

Maybe you should go instead of me, Twilight. [laughs nervously]

Twilight Sparkle

Sorry, Fluttershy. Flanks don't lie.

I'm not used to seeing any pony taking the train to... [ominously] the end of the line. The final destination. The last stop!

Applejack

We get the picture.

Applejack

How are we gonna solve a friendship problem if none of them will tell us what it is?

Applejack

Oh, for the love of Celestia! Can't ya just say something?!

Autumn Blaze

[giggles] Gotcha! Sorry, sorry, but that was too good. Oh, you don't know how much I missed jokes. Hi-larity! Am I pronouncing that right? Some words I haven't said in a will. While! While. Hi, I'm Autumn Blaze. You've just arrived, and perhaps you're tired or hungry or reflective and want to sleep and eat and journal? Which you should do, of course! But first— Oh! Oh, what joy to talk with another creature! It's been so long! You must tell me everything about you! There's so much to say, so much to do! Oh, look at me. I'm going on, and you haven't seen— I mean, have you seen—? W-What am I saying? Of course you haven't. So just— I— yeah— I will j— Follow me!

Applejack

That... was something, all right.

Applejack

Oh, wow. [gasps] This... is amazin'.

Autumn Blaze

Oh, you think so, too?! The way the light shimmers off everything, like, like it all suddenly woke up the moment you saw it. And you realize maybe the water and the mountains and the forest and the... yes, the rainbow and the stars and the sky are all looking back at you thinking the same thing? That we are a part of the everything. That maybe there's just one thing and we are all it.

Applejack

I was gonna say it's pretty. But yeah.

Applejack

I hope it's not a sore subject, but... you mind explaining why y'all went quiet in the first place?

Autumn Blaze

It's a long story.

Applejack

[sighs] You'd rather not talk about it?

Autumn Blaze

No.

Applejack

I-I under—

Autumn Blaze

[begins singing] I'd rather... siiiiiiiiiiiing!

Applejack

That's no reason to stop talking.

Fluttershy

Yes, it is! Fire is dangerous, especially in a forest like this. Why, think of all the animals it could hurt.

Applejack

Not if they don't turn into fire-breathing Nirik in the first place.

Fluttershy

And how can you be sure that won't happen?

Applejack

There's gotta be a better way than givin' up all your feelings!

Fluttershy

Applejack, you're not listening!

Applejack

'Cause you're not talking any sense!

Fluttershy

I thought Niriks were dangerous when they're angry. How did you know you could control your temper?

Autumn Blaze

I didn't. Huh. I guess anger's like other feelings. It's not about having them. It's what you do with them.

Applejack

And giving up happiness to keep away anger is no kind o' life.

Fluttershy

I never thought of it that way. I can't imagine not being able to talk to my animal friends.

Fluttershy

Every pony gets mad sometimes. Even Applejack and I argue.

Applejack

What?! When do we ever argue?

Fluttershy

[clears throat] On the way here? And about the Kirin being silent? And right now!

Applejack

I accept your apology.

Fluttershy

Why?

Applejack

'Cause if your kindness hadn't made you stop to help the squirrels, we never would've found this here flower.

Fluttershy

And if your honesty hadn't convinced the Kirin to talk, we wouldn't need to find it.

Applejack

[chuckles] Guess it's a good thing the map sent both of us, huh?

Lord Tirek

What a pity. Well, for you. Sweet revenge for me. It seems my little protege's plan worked after all.

[gasp]

Applejack

Which little protégé?

Lord Tirek

Oh, we’ve never met. We’re pen pals. Each letter had so many questions about draining magic.

And you answered them?!

Lord Tirek

Well, I was bored. So I simply pointed, uh, my pen pal in the right direction.

Fluttershy

Can't you just tell us your pen pal's name? I mean, since we’re stuck here anyway?

Lord Tirek

Oh, why not? The irony is too perfect. Her name is...

Sandbar

...COZY GLOW! ...I-I-I coulda sworn I saw her come down this way when she left her office.