Twilight, sugar, I didn't mean to put so much pressure on you. And if it helps, I don't want the ticket anymore. You can give it to somepony else. I won't feel bad, I promise.
Me too. I feel just awful that I made you feel so awful.
And me too! It's no fun upsetting your friends!
RRarity
Twilight, it was unfair of me to try to force you as I did.
YES! That means the ticket is mine! [sing-song] I've got the ticket! I've got the ticket!
[ponies glare at her]
You know, I haven't perfected my signature moves for the Wonderbolts anyway. I don't need that ticket either.
We all got so gung-ho about going to the Gala, that we couldn't see how un-gung-ho we were making you.
PPonies
We're sorry, Twilight.
Spike, take down a note. [Spike begins to write on a scroll] "Dear Princess Celestia, I've learned that one of the joys of friendship is sharing a blessing. But when there's not enough blessings to go around, having more than your friends can make you feel pretty awful. So, though I appreciate the invitation, I will be returning both tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala."
If my friends can't all go, I don't want to go either!
Twilight, you don't have to do that!
Nope, I've made up my mind. Spike, you can send the letter now!
[Spike opens the window and breathes his green fire on the letter, sending it to the Princess]
Now you won't get to go to the Gala either.
It's OK, girls. I couldn't possibly enjoy myself without my best friends there with me. [Twilight's friends embrace her] So, I'd rather not go at all.
I'd like to tell ya'll the terrifying tale of the prissy ghost, who drove everypony crazy with her unnecessary neatness! Oooooohhhhhoooooooohhh! I'm sure ya'll are familiar with that one?
RRarity
Never heard of it. But I have a much better one... It's the horrifying story of the messy inconsiderate ghost, who irritated everypony within a hundred miles! Oooooohhhhhoooooooohhh!
That's not a real story. You made it up!
RRarity
It is a ghost story. They're all made up...
RRarity
Get up so I can fix it again!
Can’t hear you. I’m asleep. (Snores; Rarity yanks off the blanket) I ain’t budgin’.
RRarity
(through teeth) You will if you want any blanket!
(They wrestle)
(furiously sits up in bed) ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
(They immediately stop)
It says right here that the number one thing you're supposed to do at a slumber party is have fun! And thanks to you two, I can't check that off!
I've been tryin' my darndest to get along.
RRarity
No, it is I who've been trying my best!
I hope you're happy! BOTH of you! You've ruined my very first slumber party! The makeovers, the s'mores, Truth or Dare, the pillow fight... I mean, is there ANYTHING else that could possibly go wrong?!
[Lightning strikes outside]
[nervously] Sorry I asked...
[muffled by her tied tongue] Sthe sthtole my sthong! [unintelligible yelling]
RRarity
She stole your song?
Oh, Pinkie, that doesn't sound anything like your song.
[Pinkie pauses for a moment, and then gets Fluttershy to "sing" it]
[in a spoken-word, male deadpan voice] She's an evil enchantress and she does evil dances, and if you look deep in her eyes she'll put you in trances. And what would she'll do? She'll mix up an evil brew, and she'll gobble you up in a big, tasty stew. So, watch out.
RRarity
Aren't you going to tell me to change something too?
No, I just want my dress to be cool.
RRarity
Do you not like the color?
The color's fine, just make it look cooler.
RRarity
Do you not like the shape?
The shape's fine, just make the whole thing you know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler.
RRarity
[sobbing] LEAVE ME ALONE! I want to be alone! I want to wallow in... whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in! Do ponies wallow in pity? Oh, listen to me! I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in! I'M SO PATHETIIIC!
That's your answer for everything!
Well we can't just leave Rarity like this!
She'll become a crazy cat lady!
[deadpan] She only has one cat.
RRarity
[after Rover inadvertently calls her a mule] Did- did you just call me a mule?
RRarity
Mules are ugly. Are you saying I too am ugly? [starts bawling]
RRarity
[crying] He called me ugly!!! [Spot flashes an angry glare towards Rover]
RRover
No! Mule; I said 'mule'.
RRarity
An old, ugly mule! And it's true! Just look at me! I- I used to be beautiful, but now-!
FFido
No, you're still beautiful pon- er, Miss Rarity.
RRarity
[sobbing] You're just saying that!
SSpot
No! You're still pretty-
RRarity
I don't believe you!! You never liked me!!! [continues crying even harder]
RRarity
I must say the working conditions in here are simply dreadful. Musty and damp, it's going to wreak havoc on my mane. And this air is stifling, suffocating. And when I try to take a deep breath, the stench of all you dogs makes me nauseated. You look and smell like if you haven't bathed in weeks. Have you never heard of soap? You could all do with a good round of soap and water. water, I'm terribly thirsty. Could I please have some water?
SSpot
Good gracious, I can't take this anymore. BE QUIET, PONY!
RRarity
And that's another thing. I would appreciate if you stopped calling me "pony". I am a lady and I wish to be addressed as such. So you may call me "Miss" or "Rarity" or "Miss Rarity".
RRover
ENOUGH! Your whining - i-i-it hurts!
RRarity
"Whining"? I am not "whining". I am complaining. Do you want to hear "whining"? [starts whining] This is whining! Oooh, this harness is too tight! It's going to chafe! Can't you loosen it?! Oh, it hurts and it's so rusty! Why didn't you clean it first?! It's gonna leave a stain, and the wagon's getting heavy! Why do I have to pull it?!
SSpot
Aaah! Make it stop!
RRarity
[whining] But I thought you wanted whining!
RRarity
Just because I'm a lady doesn't mean that I cannot handle myself in a sticky situation. I had them wrapped around my hoof the entire time.
I can't wait to write to Princess Celestia to tell her what you taught me today.
RRarity
Me? What did I teach you?
Just because some pony is ladylike doesn't make her weak. In fact, by using her wits a seemingly defenseless pony can be the one who outsmarts and outshines them all.
RRainbow
You'd think she'd be excited...?
Excited?! EXCITED?! Why would I be excited to attend my own farewell party?!
[confused] "Farewell party"?
Yes! You don't like me anymore so you decided to kick me out of the group, and throw a great, big party to celebrate! A "Farewell of Pinkie Pie" party!
Why in the world would you think we didn't like you anymore, sugar cube?
Why? Why?! WHY?! Because you've been LYING to me and avoiding me all day! THAT'S WHY!
RRainbow
Uh, yeah. Because we wanted your party to be a surprise.
RRarity
We've been planning this party for such a long time, we had to make excuses for why we couldn't attend Gummy's party so that we could have everything ready for yours.
If this is a farewell party, why does the cake I picked up from Sugarcube Corner say: "Happy birthday, Pinkie Pie"?!
[Pinkie takes a closer look at all of the decorations and realizes everything]
[hair poofs back to inflated mode] Because it's my birthday!! Oh, how could I have forgotten my own birthday?!? And you like me so much, you decided to throw me a surprise party!
RRarity
That's what we've been trying to tell you, darling.
You girls are the best friends ever! How could I have ever doubted you?
It's okay, Pinkie Pie. It could have happened to any of us.
RRainbow
I'm just glad I haven't been replaced by a bucket of turnips.
Rainbow: You don't wanna know.
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